Hypocrisy

I knew a couple they were husband and wife
Because the one took the others name
& they were happy for a number of years
Without misfortunate fortune and fame
But suddenly she started harpin' her man
for drinking too many beers and the games
so he gave it all up, but ironic enough
he caught her in the bathroom with an eight-ball
Of cocaine

I knew a pair with a love so fair
It's a story that you won't wanna miss
they were sweeter than yams, just as happy as clams
A livin' life in love & lost in bliss
Then suddenly in a rage of jealousy, the husband he
He worked himself up all in a mess
So like an angel above, she professed him her love
Then caught him one week later with his head up
His secretary's dress

Sometimes the world is strange
It'll buckle you up, then re-and-arrange ya
The equal of love is pain
Try and you'll see, it's hypocrisy!

Two strangers, one a woman one man
Just a lookin' for some love for one night
It's true they stayed together a month, then one year
How? When all they ever did was fight
Then threw some miracle of old fashioned loyalty
They saw thing in a different light
So they made a new start, said till death do us part
Now you'll find em still together eighty years later

In the grave

Still together in the grave . . .still together in the
grave . . . still together in the grave